My name is Sam. I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy pizza, misha collins and netflix.

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:

Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because I want the teachers to ask me awkward questions and try to get me involved in class”

madlori:

wholove:

I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:

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I WILL NEVER BE OKAY WITH THIS LINE NOT BEING IN THE MOVIES.

geothebio:

twerkingcastiel:

the unfortunate adventures of steve girl

whO BROUGHT THIS BA C K

longlivethemoose:

Gone, but not forgotten

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

memeimpala:

what is teen wolf even about? wolves?? high schoolers??? demons?? people killing?? people dying?? children hurt you hear them crying??? can you practice what you preach and would you turn the other cheek?? father father father help us…..need some guidance from above……where is the love

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deans-gay-thoughts:

Reading fanfiction that has your otp calling each other “baby”, “sweetie”, “darling” etc. when they really wouldn’t at all. Ever.

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mvrmur:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

heatmor:

why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

gehayi:

motheroflesbians:

everyone in the game of thrones fandom:image

"You know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic."

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

gankingmetatron:

mattsmithsexual:

#the universe took jimmy novak home

fuck goddamn no

princess-silmaril:

thetolqueen:

When you are reading and someone interrupts you

When especially it’s getting good

SH